Welcome to xmasjokes.net

Christmas is a great time and I don't think that any of us take it all seriously, there is always some fun involved. Even religious festivals have fun events for all. Whilst there is still plenty of call for traditional Christmas festivities, this site will focus on the fun part with a few jokes, most of which I have had on another site for many years. The time has come for a site dedicated to the humourous side of Christmas.


Here are the links to what we have so far:

  • Dear Santa
  • Cats' Top Ten Favorite Christmas Songs
  • Cats' 12 days of Christmas
  • Barbie's Christmas letter
  • Ken's Christmas letter
  • Christmas FAQ - (Frequently asked questions)
  • Angel and the Christmas tree
  • Name this Christmas Carol!
  • Santa is a Woman?
  • Things that sound dirty at Christmas
  • You know your mall's Santa is bad when...
  • The Singing Christmas Parrot
  • Computer Christmas

    • Dysfunctional Families Carols:

  • It Started With a Glass of Beer
  • Rudy the Deadbeat Father
  • Every Week They Drop Another Grand
  • Fill The House With Jubilation
  • Hark! The Gossip Fills the Air
  • Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
  • Jingle Bells (US Style)

    • Fun Stuff

    There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining."
    She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing."
    But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife,"Let's step outside and we'll find out."
    Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain.
    And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining.

    Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"